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Housekeeping!
Today, I finally got around to organizing my closet. Discarded clothes fell into three distinct categories: Too Small, Yellow Pits, Stained with Food. FML
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mystic_star 0
you sound like a bit of a slob
kfrizzle2 4
Thats gross. Clean your clothes more often. Euch!
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OwNowBrownCow 0
Haha that sucks.
MrBrick 0
hopefully the yellow pits were only on the shirts if you catch my drift
marc_is_me 0
you sound like a new found hobo
beccaccio550 0
ain't that a bitch? lol sweaty food monster!!!
nyrangers1022 6
ydi for being fat and not doing anything about it
pajamurao 0
says the man carrying his ferret^^
priscilla_28 5
Yellow pits... eww! How do you even get yellow pits? You are a man right? Yuck!
Einstein714 0
what about your period panties, i don't know if your a dude or chick
i_lold_at_ur_fml 0
^Grandpa :D lol
2kool4skoolyo 0
you don't wash your clothes or you are too lazy to take care of yourself
zaqqcham 0
well op, with those three distinct categories come three distinct options: give it away, throw it away & wash it! :)
nyrangers1022 6
25, never knew a ferret and a pitbull were the same animal. guess i learn something knew everyday. ....i would rather have a pic of me holding a dog, then takin a mirror pic of my abs to look desperate for a date online, lmao
n_maher 0
The thing that confuses me the most about this post op, is the fact that you sorted them into three piles of ruined clothes? why not just have a "keep" and "throw away" pile....? and I guess a "give to charity" pile (that's the clothes that are too small pile) ;) hehe
Itz_PJ 0
So what do you do when you find one with food stains and is too small?
Gorsbug823 0
ew
slaosvhea 0
27 - period panties...?
beachgirl332 0
it's a puppy!
glorialaura21 8
woooohh go you guy with ferete! u just burneddddd him!
dpjbbm 1
number 47, You mean like the correct way to spell 'new'?
dpjbbm 1
sorry, I mean number 42
kristelle_fml 0
Looolll #2=WIN
nyrangers1022 6
76, typos happen, dont get all fussed up about it. stupid grammar nazis
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
there only small because their stained with food( meaning she eats alot.)
marylovesyou8D 7
95- if you have to explain your own joke, chances are it isn't funny. exhibit a- your comment. (:
kczey1234 0
ydi for being a slob
lovesamystery 0
plz tell me that's not 27 in his pic
Tweety122888 0
27 is a pervert op is cleaning the closet not the underwear drawer get a life you f-ing perv
black_knight402 0
In Soviet Russia, clothes are usually washed.
puggfuggly 0
48 when that happens he esplodes
5t3ff1k4h 44
Amazingly, 27's skin looks relatively smooth for his amount of gray hair. His mustache also looks fake. I highly doubt it's a realistic portrayal of who 27 really is. If that is in fact real (mustache included) 27 looks great for their age. :/
sugarr0babby0 0
27 - ...u scare me...
zackk5 0
oh that's just nasty...
mystic_star 0
you sound like a bit of a slob
alesi_fml 0
i think the op is a new mom... that would explain gaining weight, yellow pits (babyspit) and food stains
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
Yellow pits = babyspit?!
ncvolley123 8
the op is a guy, god.
johnnyexpl0sion 0
yeah 82, when i saw that comment i was like "wtf!?" too lol.
tencentsakiss 19
85, op's gender isn't stated.
emilycardona7 18
19, yellow pits come from sweating there.
kfrizzle2 4
Thats gross. Clean your clothes more often. Euch!
meowman13 5
Lol your picture matches your comment :p
dramaqwene 0
that's the most disgusting thing ever!!! you are ******* nasty. how can anyone be that dirty unless you're a 2 year old.
myfriend_youfail 3
Maybe they HAVE a 2 year old, ever considered that? Being a parent is a messy, messy business.
danb1986 0
im a parent i still wsh my clothes not chuck them in a closet filthy.
myfriend_youfail 3
Washing doesn't get out all stains. A lot of stuff stays in no matter how many times it goes through the wash. It gets out the actual particles of food and dirt, but the color stays on the fabric forever. Just wait until your kid starts climbing trees and getting cuts and scrapes and bleeds on his/her clothing as he/she runs inside for a kiss and a bandage. You'll see what I mean.
jondivey 9
Calm down, bitch there is a whole fuckload of messier ass people.
allmidnighteyes 10
Ohhh, college life...
wellinever 5
At least you know it's an FML. Life changing discovery?
DevilWearsPrado 0
sounds like you gained weight or something man! get some deoderant, hit the gym and try not to miss your mouth when you eat lol
cheergirly16 0
Maybe you should try washing your clothes:/
ClaireBear9087 0
good idea!
rbatt001 0
You left out the other category, skidmarks lol
asianamanda 0
nd I thought ur mom was dirty hahaha just kidding. but your life does suck tho huh there's a thing called a washing machine though. :] just helping