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Housekeeping!

Today, I finally got around to organizing my closet. Discarded clothes fell into three distinct categories: Too Small, Yellow Pits, Stained with Food. FML

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you sound like a bit of a slob

Thats gross. Clean your clothes more often. Euch!

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YDI for eating. Now I'mma go have a pizza.

Ha. That made me giggle. x) Btw. You're really cute. (#30)

The fact that you were just getting to organize it disturbs me. I really hope you weren't wearing the stuff in your disgarded pile because that just makes you nasty.

oh shit man thats gross

That_Guy_Jake_JR 0

OP this is an FML for the clothes not you, how could you do that to them?!

get a life, u wierdo. u like to look at urself to much

robert254x 0

27 = pedofile :)

socalduude879 1

lol, I was thinking the same thing :D

YDI for not using deodorant.

that means your fat ,,, you sweat heaps and your a real ******* sloppy eater ,,, hope your enjoying life. loser

Ever heard of clothing shrinking in the wash? No? Ever heard of toothpaste stains or spilling a cup of coffee on the way to work/school? No? Ever heard of athletic activities? You know, the stuff that makes you break a sweat? No? Then you should really start doing laundry and getting out more. Here's hoping you can eventually enjoy life. After you purchase one on discount at K-Mart, of course. Loser. ;)

Alsooo ever heard of actually spelling "you're" correctly once in a while, 39?

22 stop trying to be a mummy

shit I'm guessing u miss ur mouth often.too small I can understand cuz everyone grows and we all miss our mouth one time or another whoa but yellow pits oh shit!

andrew245 0

hmmm sounds like college

yurrp nice bong btw, I have a bubbler that's shaped like a snake