Higher than the sun

By Bad Dad - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML
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Top comments

karatekid97 17

You've got to be kitten me.

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HappyItalian 38

*inserts an overused cat pun in a sentence here*

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Just_Kermit 13

I'd say let him learn. It's not illegal.

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vipirius 18

Well stabbing yourself in the foot isn't illegal either, doesn't mean I'd let my son do it to "let him learn".

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Ichiya 29

If he is stupid enough to stab his foot I'd video it while I was pissing myself laughing.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

I'd actually be worried... You know, cause it's my offspring?

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Just_Kermit 13

As a child, I ate it, and I'm fine. there are worse things.

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SnowKitten 14

So did it work for him?

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llamarrama01 21

That's the pussy method

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IWishIWasObama 12

ok all the cat jokes are used so I'll just say ew

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gracehi 31

Let's not pretend we haven't all wondered, at least once, what would happen if we did this.

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PresidentNorth 16

we don't have to wonder. There are idiots who've done for us all over the internet.

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CuriousYel1ow 13

That's not catnip, it's Spice, synthetic marijuana.

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Ihavegas 22

I'm sure we all smoke some wacky stuff. dried autum leaves, banana skins, nutmeg, oh and tissue paper. so bad ass

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Cryptical 13

I smoked a newspaper once. :| But then again, I was a twelve-years-old fool that was trying to be tough. When I look back at my past, I pretty much die of shame.

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kjoule 5

I would not be surprised if this fml inspires some copy cats.

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MrSwag_____ 6

Look on the bright side. Regular drugs take some intelligence to use or get your hands on, which he obviously lacks.

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MrSassypants 32

Don't do it again? Geez, don't need to be so catty about it.

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