Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML
Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML
Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML
Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML
Today, I was riding down a hill on my bike, doing a wheelie, when I lost control and started heading towards a woman on the sidewalk. Don't worry, I didn't hit her, the man beside her lunged and shoved my bike so hard that I hit concrete and broke three teeth. He then screamed, "Watch it, punk!" and walked off. FML
Today, as I was taking a walk, I heard a cyclist and so I wanted to move to the other side of the sidewalk for them. It turns out that I walked directly in front of them instead. Nearly scared them to death. FML
Today, my sister drove past me while I was walking home in the rain. She honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML
Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML
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Top comments
snowby2 15
Well that must have been embarrassing...
Nyx_fml 23
Braking before turning your head might have worked better. Just a thought.
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Comments (60)
AshleaJstudent 16
Riding a bike requires you to pay attention.
jrock9093 18
That sucks but I think we all have done something stupid like that lol
chilevmv 7
You couldn't have just stopped and look like a normal person?
jdeezy01 13
Head over heels for this girl?
iphonehipster12 5
well shiiiiit.
IIM_SiCK 6
Hopefully you got this girls number, unless your sister is ugly.
Rainhawk94 27
Are you implying op is male? Because she's not
Nyx_fml 23
Hey, hey. Women can like women too. Having said that, I don't know why anyone would want to go out with someone who looks just like their sibling.
Wizardo 34
Hopefully you were wearing a helmet OP, next time just pull over if you notice someone and flag them down.
Kn0wledge123 21
Even though I find it really annoying when they do that, not all cities have them. Which is even more annoying.
Grauncho 27
You really are the other sister.
JVIarijke 24
And why exactly would you think it was your sister when she lives 4 hours away? One would think she'd let you know if she was coming around. Next time, please think before you do something dumb.