Today, I almost crashed my car because I was checking out an Old Navy mannequin wearing a bra. FML
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Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I should probably throw out my old, torn dress as my boob popped out to say hello to a passing car. FML
Today, I was at my retail job and we had to change the mannequin's outfit. I had to hold her while my manager grabbed the new outfit. I rested my head on her naked plastic chest, and it was the closest I've got to affection in years. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
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perdix 31
Let me save you the trouble -- they've got ugly nipples. And they are not as perky and clever as the ones in the commercial. It kinda ruins the mood when you're popping off her bra and she's going on and on about "The Gap sucks this" and "The Gap sucks that." You know -- sour grapes. And it's almost impossible to get it on when kids are walking by and saying, "Mommy, why does the man fixing the mannequin have no pants?" I thought the Old Navy mannequins were hot, but that was a big disappointment.
null_fml 11
The real FML is that you were looking in the general direction of an Old Navy. (Sorry, I just really hate Old Navy)
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Comments (98)
Yulia_fml 0
I guess the maker of those mannequins should be really proud of himself :)
paprikacha 9
This is the first FML I've ever read that actually made me ******* mad. >_
HannahBabe 0
strange.
killerj 0
wow someones horny. and number 15 is An ugly ass because only an ugly person gets mad at this
paprikacha 9
Only an ugly person gets mad at someone driving irresponsibly for an extremely stupid reason? Okay then.
nazooer 11
#34, not an ugly person, an ugly ass! Doesn't it make a lot more sense now?
paprikacha 9
...not really. But it's the internet, AND it's the comments section of an FML, so it's not really worth caring about too much.
pinklover101 0
... um... no comment
tipoo_fml 0
ALMOST crashed. This does not qualify for FML.
rainbowpikachus 0
the reason Its a FML is because OP either gets none, or is desperate...getting turned on by a mannequin is pretty sad.
ipwnallmen 10
Doll fetish??? time to call svu...
Let_it_Be1 0
:D hahahaha
BangOut 2
Almost a fml
catkat1988 17
That's just stupid. Yeah, FYL for getting so little action that a half naked mannequin turns you on, but seriously, if anything that has breasts makes you lose your focus so much that you're endagering other people's lives, you should probably not drive a car at all until you get that problem fixed.
mitch707 0
wow u ALMOST crashed, big ******* whoop u stupid arselhole!
Wazilla 0
The FML is about being turned on by plastic women...not the "almost crashed" part.