Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML
Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I made a very pretty sunflower cake that I woke up incredibly early to make. It took me hours and a lot of money. It was for my grandparents anniversary and my whole family was invited. We only got to see the remains because the waiter gave it to the wrong family, and they ate it. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML
Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
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abbyycarper 13
Well you at least got ham
Crazafon 19
She obviously isn't a baker, but she sure is baked!
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Comments (82)
Nyarlothatep 12
The cake was a lie..
aidankelly 6
She went ham. Hard as motherfker
Epikouros 32
Seriously, how many grandchildren does she have, and were you planning to pay her? She could be baking a cake for a relative every week this way.
TheLittleBear 19
Judging by your profile picture, you ought to be a bit concerned if she does.
Epikouros 32
LOL, I didn't mean to condone ham-cakes!
randm_dude 9
hamma ain't got no cake for ya.
mattrd_fml 31
ham, cake... same thing.
sneeze_watch 19
I work in a bakery. I don't know how many times someone has come to get an emergency replacement cake and told me "the person who was supposed to pick up/ bake the cake never showed up/ got sick/ forgot/ was eaten by a bear/ etc". "Drunk grandma brought a ham instead" is definitely a new one.
confusedAsFuck 34
Was it a red cake or a white one. I love red bloody cakes with lemon twists on top
Jackp0t 7
Wait until you see the piñata!
Hstorms 4
Canadian bacon cake!!
theKevmeister 13
shiiiitt, granny's here to party