Happy anniversary, Honey!

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 04:57 - United States

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Today, it was my boyfriend and mine's six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same, so I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What did he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML
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purple5 0

Six months and you buy him a really expensive watch?

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Sacharified 0

Not very many guys think every month-iversary is particularly special, especially since a lot of girls tend to have their own 'schema' as to which ones are important and which aren't.

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alinka_fml 0

one for oral, one for vag, and one for anal

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snipeshow 3

YDI for spending that much on a 6 month anniversary

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Sarkyrevenger 0

Ydi. 6 months? Grow up.

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bepatientimadoc 6

why do packages of condoms come in 1, 3 or 12? 1 for the first time, 3 for the steady dating (friday saturday sunday) 12 for the marraige (januari, februari, march....) so he was just asking u to be his steady gf! LMFAO! Your life sucks

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subjectdelta2 0

Better than a baby!! XD

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mnmolino 14

Maybe he is an expensive hooker on the side?

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nikloveless 0

stop complaining unless the sex is that bad

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rackpad 4

Well, at least you're protected for when you love each other not one, but 3 times!

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v1k1rox 12

Ani means year FYI. YDI for thinking 6 months is a big deal.

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