Happy anniversary, Honey!

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 04:57 - United States

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Today, it was my boyfriend and mine's six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same, so I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What did he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML
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purple5 0

Six months and you buy him a really expensive watch?

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Sacharified 0

Not very many guys think every month-iversary is particularly special, especially since a lot of girls tend to have their own 'schema' as to which ones are important and which aren't.

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Triplefool 0

What a douche. Wow... I would probably consider dumping him after that. It's not even so much that you love him enough to choose a thoughtful and expensive gift for him, and that he got you something that probably cost him maybe six dollars (which in and of itself would be enough for me to question the relationship.. because obviously his commitment is not equal to yours); it's more that he would buy you such a self-serving gift. Your gift said "I love you so much that I spent a lot of money buying something I knew you'd wanted for a long time" and his said "Happy six months, now **** me." He's a dick, dump his ass.

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dvs01 0

Twisted. I'm glad I'm not in a relationship with you lol

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ms_not_so_happy 0

Watch could have been expensive, but good sex (x3) priceless!

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dangletsbang21 0

you all are retarded :)

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allen20 0

dammn wat do you want him to give you?A freakin car? Just appreciate what he gave you.

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tatertott5 0

that's better than nothing at all. :)

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eddles 0

ya, well u can't always just expect things from people

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EVOEVO_Monkey 10

When a FML starts off "...six month anniversary..." YDI

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angel55033 12

love is not about the money you spend on each other and than complain about it damn gold digger

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babz1591 0

hey don't feel bad my boyfriend forgot our 1 year anniversary lol dont make it such a big deal lol as long as yu two are happy together that's all that matters. . maybe he thought makin love to u was a gift no money could buy lol

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