Happy anniversary, Honey!

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 04:57 - United States

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Today, it was my boyfriend and mine's six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same, so I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What did he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Six months and you buy him a really expensive watch?

Not very many guys think every month-iversary is particularly special, especially since a lot of girls tend to have their own 'schema' as to which ones are important and which aren't.

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Three condoms are better than one condom. ;] Kidding. FYL, that sucks.

Six months, eh?...And you got him a watch?...You got taken. *nods* You probably could have saved yourself a lot of dough if had just given him a six months celebrational bj. Honestly now, in times of recession we do what we must to save on luxury expenses...

Six month anniversary?! Are you retarded? Why not celebrate an eight month and two week anniversary. It serves you right for celebrating something meaningless. The best part is that you actually expected a present! Ahhh you probably yelled at the poor schmuck, too.

dramakat11 0

More info needed. A couple needs to discuss which anniversaries they are going to celebrate. Did he know you wanted to celebrate this one? If he did and that's really what he got you then dump his ass. That is NOT a gift. But if you guys never talked about it and you just sprung a present on him then you kind of deserve it...Although he just should have been honest and said he didn't think you were exchanging presents instead of giving you ******* condoms. Yep, he pretty much sounds like a douche either way. FYL.

boys will be boys. and that last comment is stupid... never pull out unless you dont mind taking the risk of having a child.

he probably felt like the biggest dumbass after they exchanged gifts. haha

Who buys gifts for a six month anniversary?

lol i hope you used the condoms =D

bigraws23 0

They're gay together idiots. It's man on man action, dumbasses