Today, I found out that a water pipe at my work had burst over the weekend. There is absolutely no water in the building, including the bathrooms. It's a 9-hour day, and I took a laxative this morning before I came in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my apartment management notified me that my water was going to be shut off all day so they could fix the plumbing. I took a laxative last night. FML
Today, we had to turn the water off due to a massive leak in the kitchen sink that the plumber was currently fixing. I managed to wait two hours before my uncooperative digestive tract said it couldn't wait any longer and I had to take a mega dump in the bathroom. I couldn't flush the toilet or wash my hands. FML
Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML
Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML
Today, I returned to work after a restful week-long holiday. Before I left, I'd finished a huge assignment which is due this week. I walk in to find a water pipe has burst just above my desk, flooding our office with water and ruining my computer. Happy New Year to me. FML
Today, I woke up to find that there has been a water main break in my neighborhood and there is no running water until the break is located and fixed. I had chili with beans late last night and it is wreaking havoc with my lower gastrointestinal tract, and the toilet won't flush. FML
Today, at work I had to spend two hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML
Today, my apartment building shut off our water for a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
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whatwasthatnoise 0
i'm by no means certain, but i'm pretty sure its probably illegal to make you work in a building that doenst have water and toliets...i may be wrong..but i do remember hearing something like that..atleast in the UK, but also..why would you take a laxative before you went to work?
Starfire22 5
Why would you take a laxative before work?
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Comments (62)
TheLoneWolf87 4
During lunch, just go outside in seclusion with some TP and go. Don't need a toilet to shit. Here come the "unsanitary" comments.
TheTragicReturn 0
Wow, so many people are ignorant and misinformed about laxatives here.
iselilja 0
Why on earth would you take a laxative just before going to work? Sucks for you though, I feel sorry for you.
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
S.O.L?
DRY0YRD 0
This sounds fake only because it would be retarded to take a laxative before work, whether or not the toilets were working.
bridgetoparadise 0
I am tired of people calling FAKE every time something is stupid. There are stupid people in the world who do stupid things. Just because something is a dumb thing to do doesn't mean someone, somewhere didn't do it.
Starfire22 5
Yea, I guess people don't relize people really do stupid things... No one is perfect..
firecopy 6
it's not f the janitors life because he can get water from a nearby building and manually flush the toilet.
iloveespresso 0
that's funny because I know we have school 8 hours but a lot of teachers stay there for 9 hours.... and there was no water in the school today, oh and I'm in texas :D
jules122 0
atta boy
fmlrayleebadar 0
i would juss but of course if something goes wrong w/ anything i would quit because thats the way i am