Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML
Today, I found a DIY beauty hack online, so as I had nothing better to do and my skin is a mess, I gave it a try. I mixed lemon juice with sugar to exfoliate my face. Little did I know, I had a tiny cut on my cheek. The lemon juice made it feel like my face was on fire. FML
Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I look like a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML
Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
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Top comments
Outsider_77 0
were you bugging out?
braasilianx0 4
lol stereotypical much? 4.8 gpa, going to medical school. try again.
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death779 4
try showering? I don't think bugs would like water and shampoo
joshuaUNWRITTEN 0
Need to try that.. ;)
BUTTER4L 0
****
Jaxon26 0
Chuck Norris can... wait, wrong FML.
maddy3martin 0
try beer it's less sweet so it doesn't attract bugs and it works well for me
chili10 18
I pray to god you're not serious..
geeksaresexy 18
Beer is supposed to be good for your hair but it wont dye it.
smartalek 2
uhm I've seen this before?
beckham_732 3
I'm sorry but I don't think you thought that through all the way before doing it.
Thrasher91 0
wow...******* idiot?
lyssalee2 0
ok, don't think I'm dumb but umm how do you send people on fml messages on iPhone? thanks :D
Fenthik 4
Get your ass over to google and find out yourself.
lyssalee2 0
well I did... no info so suck it and if u don't have an answer that's gunna help at all don't waste your time to comment. thanks :)
lyssalee2 0
and thanks man :D
lylasgurgur 12
i've put lemon juice in my hair before and thats never happened to me. that sucks.