Guess I'm coming out in a Ford Focus

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - West End

Today, as my brother parked in our hotel's parking lot, I told him to be careful because the car wasn't straight. He retorted, "Yeah, just like you". My mother was in the back seat and heard everything. I hadn't come out yet. FML
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abbyade 21

That is so unfair. Your brother shouldn't have done that. Anyway, use I hope you used the opportunity to your advantage. Goodluck Op.

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sillygirl247 14

Should have played it cool like he was just ******* with you. Duh

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914smv 18

I'm sure your brother meant it as a joke and completely forgot your mom was there. If she didn't say anything maybe she just thought it was a joke!

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Distantsoul 8

I'm sure she just saw it as brotherly banter lol

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luvlu444 24

She probably didn't think much of it, but you could've used it as an opportunity to come out, better now then later. Best of luck

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potatoesandgravy 2

own that and be proud of who you are use it as an ice breaker.

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Timmip12 9

Oh poor baby your mom probably took it as a joke and hasn't thought about it twice

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