Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for a second time. When I was getting dressed afterwards with him sitting next to me, there was a silence. To break it, he grabbed my hand and fistbumped me. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I walked to my boyfriend's house, which takes literally 2 minutes since we are also neighbours. He wanted sex straight away. The walk took longer than the sex, by over a full minute. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
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jSOPURE 3
You had bad breath? ;)
render 0
Wow lmao, that must feel terrible. (Hey, I remember I checked "Yes" to this FML while moderating!)
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Comments (115)
Haut 0
Did you brush your teeth? :)
Endymion_fml 0
And? You really consider this a **** My Life moment?
validus 0
she got ******...
Amkii 0
Annnnd you're one of the guys now. ;) lol
dickinabox 0
"Keep up the good work, sport!"
KPACOTKA 0
Don’t you worry! You’ll still have sex….. w/ other guys though…………….. lmao ;-))
LifeSux19 0
That's better than having a boyfriend who doesn't drop you off after having sex. Or having a boyfriend who doesnt want to meet you at a certain place and don't want to pick you up. Instead its the other way around. You're driving him home after sex, you're meeting him in places you barely know, and you're picking his lazy ass up because he's too selfish to do the same things for you. Yeah, I don't know where I'm going with this haha. But maybe you should look into that. Maybe he didn't know how to react? If he does this again you should sock him in the eye and make him kiss you...haha...Nah, just talk with him if it bothers you.
andydawg8891 0
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Hey Hey Hey You're a booty call.
ezflip 0
So um, whats your number? I promise I wont just pat you on the back ;)
ohfrick 0
lol idk that's kind of funny actually. I'd just return a pat on the back to him. :D "Way to go, champ!"
glass_doll83 0
that is seriously ****** up. I kidna wanna know how old you are though.. But still, I woulda slapped him in the face after that.