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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
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Grasping at straws
Today, I finally confronted my mom about how I felt about her three divorces. She then explained that she went through the divorces because I failed to keep the house clean. FML
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Phazoid 17
"Damnit the house isn't clean, honey were getting a divorce!" I don't see a logical thought process
Gillett 23
That makes no freaking sense!
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Kidjazzin 17
How is cleaning the house your job?
hailhydra 6
your mom just doesn't want to take responsibility for her relationship choices. Learn what not to do from her. good luck op
BradyPatatey 8
This is literally my mom in a nutshell. I know exactly how you feel. Sorry OP, sucks.
hmrhoades 18
Her tomb stone is going to say "Ross Geller: Three divorces"!
rydersmomma16 21
Did she possibly mean that your continued mess, and lack of helping clean the house caused one (or more) of the divorces? It's either that, or she was just snapping back at you for being rude enough to "confront" her about her past / personal relationships. YDI - you have no idea what went on in these relationships to cause the divorces, and really have no right to confront your mom about that shit.
FragrantSalmon 12
Lol cmon OP can you come up with a better FML story than that? Seriously this too fake to believe.
EyRaB 17
classic case of Freudian projection
PizzaElHutt 7
Lolol your fault.
deviousangel89 13
Are you kidding me?! What an excuse... It doesn't make any sense!
crzdcatldy 12
Good parenting ftw! At least you know what NOT to do... -.- Sorry about the verbal abuse you've endured. :(