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lulumars This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff United States

Grasping at straws

Today, I finally confronted my mom about how I felt about her three divorces. She then explained that she went through the divorces because I failed to keep the house clean. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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"Damnit the house isn't clean, honey were getting a divorce!" I don't see a logical thought process

That makes no freaking sense!

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Did you use the lemon or the orange pledge? Those two scents can make it or break it.

She needed more lemon pledge.

Luunatic 13

My mother would prob say the same.

I'm sorry… What?!

AngelBunny 10

I'm sorry OP that this happened. It seems your mum put the blame on you. I hope things get better in the future and don't let her guilt you into thinking its your fault.