Embarrassing, Dogs, Facebook and Animals: Good boy

Good boy

By bonertoolong - 23/11/2011 08:19 - United States

Today, I tried to teach my dog tricks. Somehow, I thought it would be easier if I physically showed my dog how to roll, so I rolled on the floor in front of my dog. My sister recorded me and posted it on Facebook. Now everyone thinks I'm an idiot and my dog still can't roll. FML

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By Suomynona - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Hamburg

Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 00:28 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I learned my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap, which is like a long strip of bandage. I learned this when she tried to pass it in the yard today, and could only do so with my help. It seemed to never end. FML

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By nattnatt73 - 10/09/2016 07:07 - United States - Marion

Today, my dog brought me his squeaky toy to throw for him. I went to throw it down the hallway but it hit the door and bounced about a foot in front of him. He just stared at me for a minute like I was dumb, then took it to my boyfriend to throw. I disappoint even my dog. FML

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By owmyballs - 17/12/2009 16:34 - Thailand

Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML

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white16sox 19

Wednesday 23 November 2011 16:43

Monkey see, monkey post on Facebook.

babegirlsweetiep 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 16:41

Try rolling again? Your dogs bound to get it sooner or later.

Comments

poppaof6 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 16:52

Keep a look out for your sister when you teach him how to take a crap outside.

reneecooper77 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:58

haha

yourlifeisbetter_fml 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 16:52

Teach your sister how to play dead.

SlyTail 5

Wednesday 23 November 2011 16:52

Maybe your dog doesn't want to look like an idiot like you.

77777771 12

Wednesday 23 November 2011 16:52

Charming sister you've got their...

stormchaser24 24

Wednesday 23 November 2011 16:53

Just hack her Facebook. Her password is simple I bet. If not make her take it down.

ashtonkay 7

Thursday 24 November 2011 17:33

Doesn't clean up the fact she put it up in the first place, I'm sure tons of people loved it and shared it and such. You cant erase what you've already seen.. If that were the case I would "un-see" a lot of what I have seen in te past. Scars dreamcatcher... SCARES.

KindaFunnyRight 8

Wednesday 23 November 2011 17:02

At least you didn't show it how to do it's business in the yard..,

Mirano 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 17:19

Do a barrel roll!

THRASHtillDEATH 6

Wednesday 23 November 2011 17:23

well you are an idiot.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 23 November 2011 17:26

Wow, that's ruff. Your sister acted like a bitch, so you should just Pinscher. Don't go ape shih-tsu, act melancollie, or try to hound her for an apology with a shar-pei tongue. Be careful you don't terrier hair out or Boxer in the ears over this silly prank. Just keep a Mastiff upper lip, and Beagle-ad that the video hasn't gone viral yet. Follow my advice, and you'll be Golden.