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Anonymoose This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Indianapolis, United States

Good boy, bad boy

Today, I came home to a half-shaved dog and a laughing third grader. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Emmiii_fml 18

Poor dog :( Hope he didn't hurt the dog while shaving it at least.

tantanpanda 26

I see a future hair stylist... or comedian.

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AppleBonkers 13

That is one very patient dog

creedfish 21

Sing the American anthem, "SUE!SUE!SUE!SUE!"

jbrister111 14

Plot twist: it's not his/her kid

alicat13 12

Lack of discipline!

lbanks_fml 10

I gotta agree with some of the above. 9 years old? Yeah....definitely should know the difference between right & wrong. I'm Adrian P-en his arse!! And yours.

thrasher92 2

And you live alone without any pets? ...That sounds terrifying.

sylverdrag_fml 9

Just shave half his head in patches. The hair will grow back but the lesson might last a bit longer depending on how he handles other kids laughing at him.

lina21 12

3rd grade is a bit old to be pulling that. I assume that means your dog is relatively unscathed though

Byere 4

And to make matters worse, you didn't know whose kid it was!