Anonymoose
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Indianapolis, United States
Good boy, bad boy
Today, I came home to a half-shaved dog and a laughing third grader. FML
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Emmiii_fml 18
Poor dog :( Hope he didn't hurt the dog while shaving it at least.
tantanpanda 26
I see a future hair stylist... or comedian.
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Mightytall 35
Was it at least your third grader? Neighbors kids also sometimes have the darnest ideas...
Mr_Saikaly 35
It's obvious how dangerous this third grader is, we have all been at this age and I don't think we didn't know that such behavior is not accepted.
NodakN8V 25
Like I told my nephews of 4 and 9...if it makes me laugh you're off the hook.
Jenniesaurus 14
If a kid did that to my dog I'd do the same right back to them. Shave half their hair off and then laugh at them.
kaylaaa01 11
Who was watching the child while you were out? Shouldn't they have been responsible enough to make sure the 3rd grader does not get into stuff like that?
Averylonelycube 11
At least it wasn't a half shaved third grader and a laughing dog!
Ichiya 29
Dye his hair pink and make him wear a princess shirt, or you know keep things like that put up and not leave your children home unattented.
The_Appendix_ 13
his/her
pjsr 33
Seriously. Quit.
evilamoebaattack 20
the third grader could be a girl.
Ichiya 29
It is completely acceptable in the English language to use the masculine form pronoun when unsure of the gender. With out getting into an equal rights argument when this rule came about men were considered dominant to women, and so when a gender is not specified the masculine form overrides the feminine form. This is common in most languages that lack a gender neutral singular pronoun.
zombiekiller52 24
More like **** your dogs life!
swedeNix 13
What kinda dog?
oJoy 11
I've done this... to myself