Anonymoose
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Indianapolis, United States
Good boy, bad boy
Today, I came home to a half-shaved dog and a laughing third grader. FML
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Emmiii_fml 18
Poor dog :( Hope he didn't hurt the dog while shaving it at least.
tantanpanda 26
I see a future hair stylist... or comedian.
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tantanpanda 26
I see a future hair stylist... or comedian.
chrissapp 18
A waste.
Stazza11 27
Thanks for summing up your life #2
VengeanceChicken 12
Apply water to burn area.
BigLatchZatch 14
The kid is going places, not college, but places.
brivielle 15
Plot twist. The cat got the kid and the dog stoned. And then shaved the dog.
cadillacgal79 32
Well look on the bright side, you'll have half the hair to clean up when it sheds.
Emmiii_fml 18
Poor dog :( Hope he didn't hurt the dog while shaving it at least.
sayyestothedress 24
I agree but at least it was a dog and not a child!
azelk 8
#30 Dogs are innocent, I'd rather it be a child.
bethyworks 16
Well are we talking babies or toddlers?
sayyestothedress 24
#56 I meant babies
spatula232 25
Be grateful they didn't hurt themselves, it could've ended much worse...
gracehi 33
Make him shave the rest of the dog... OR shave half his head. let's see how he likes it.
vikky538 29
he is just a 3rd grader..just FYI...
cakefete2 31
Do you think he shaved the dog by accident? His laughing means he knew what he did. If he is half shaven, he learns to not do to others what he doesn't want done to him.
CryosFear 14
He's like 7, that would be a complete bitch thing to do
smokecloud_ 37
I was 8-9 in third grade, and knew better than to give the pets haircuts.
gracehi 33
Just so you know, I was half joking... just half. If I was the parent, I would seriously consider shaving half the kid's head as punishment, but I'd probably end up just making him shave the rest of the dog and then give him grooming duties for the rest of the year as well as a week long grounding.
The_Appendix_ 13
he/she
ItsAUnicorn 27
Did they shave it as Simba?
sarah5745 41
I would totally understand why the kid shaved the dog like Simba if he did :)
redstone7693 29
How was the kid even able to do that??!???!!!!
loserman67 36
Could have been worse, could have been a half-shaved third grader and a laughing dog...
Nyx7 24
Or a dead dog and kid, and the cat acting shifty as hell
Stazza11 27
Yea... that escalated at the speed of light.
eaglerob 20
3rd grade and couldn't even finish the job...poor doggie :|
Nyx7 24
I say shave half the kid's head and see how he likes it when he goes to school
auro7 18
I'm pretty sure the average third grader would wear it with pride.
The_Appendix_ 13
he/she
worldclassrager 41
A mad cosmetic...