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By lekijkerd - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Leusden

Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML
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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Never crowd surf. You leave that to the actual rock stars on stage.

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Rosie_Posie43 12

Seriously, people will only try to catch you if you're part of the band.

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caplox 6

its okay, they wouldnt have caught you even if you weren't heavy.

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theluckyones 10

I've gone to many concerts and the slightly heavy people who try crowd surfing don't end up too far and don't end well.. A few of them did slightly land on me:/.. Think of us small People OP!

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Maycontainnuts 17

so how do you reach the crowds if you're only 5"1? :/

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DocBastard 38

Maybe too heavy? MAYBE? Well maybe diabetics shouldn't eat a huge slab of chocolate cake. Maybe you shouldn't play with matches in a gasoline refinery. Maybe taunting a bear is a bad idea. Maybe.

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Cainicide 5

Man, you've been brutal recently. Tough week? :P

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Maycontainnuts 17

Way to make diabetics look bad. Please, keep spreading the stereotype. I'm sure they'll love it.

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sarah17xx_fml 10

Did you break a bone? Anyway I hope you learned your lesson.

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andiewithlove 21

I saw YellowCard in August, and some girls went crowd surfing. The band noticed that some douche bag guys pulled their tops down, and stopped the whole show to yell at them. I forget his name, but the violinist was like, "You guys must not be able to get laid if you're that desperate to see some girl's ****." It was funny(:

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CharresBarkrey 15

Holy shit, Yellow Card's still around?

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andiewithlove 21

Yup(: That's where I was when this happened. They're still as good as ever. Last year I nearly shit myself when Bowling For Soup was at Warped Tour. They even sang the Phineas and Ferb (Spelling?) theme song and people still crowd surfed!

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CharresBarkrey 15

I didn't know Bowling For Soup was still around either! What the hell, where have I been?

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annie_nk 22

@23 **** yeah! I hope someone captured that and put it on YouTube.

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andiewithlove 21

117 - Don't feel bad, neither did I until I saw them listed in the line up. I got all their autographs and a picture with the singer:D 124 - I hope so too! I was one of the dumbasses who forget to charge their phone the night before. -_____-

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kaymi 17

I don't care how heavy someone is, I'm moving out the way.

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BubbleGrunge 18

As a concert goer, it always annoyed me to have to be on the look out for feet coming at my head, but i understand the entertainment of it! Sorry you fell though OP, I've always been afraid I would be dropped if I ever crowd surfed!

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alwayswinning123 7

I'm not going to lie if I was one of the people trying to catch you I would have done the same thing

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

If you weigh more than 180lbs or look like you do then just don't.

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