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Fun day for all

Today, my friends and I had a long fun day at the river. That was until sundown. I now have mosquito bites in places you don't want to know. FML

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lmachain1 0

pictures or it didn't happen

WolfsGuns 0

all you idiots who say that it was the balls, look at the username, the op is a she, dumbasses

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chrissirhc987 0

how the hell did u get mosquito bites there

MyChemical_fml 0

Were u like... naked? Outside? With mosquitos?...:O

killa6698 0

how did they even get in there? Damn ur gonna scratching ur nuts all the time

lizabethp 11

haha! sorry bout your luck!

redsox4021 0

chubster baby^

itz_towelie 6

hahaha, it's funny because it's true

mydesire 5

damn! that's gotta b so uncomfortable. sorry

I want to know where! Haha just kidding ;) Mosquitoes seem to love my blood more than they do the average person's, but thankfully I've never been bitten in the unmentionable areas... Which leads me to question: what were YOU doing after sunset, missy? ;)

Same here. Apparently I have very tasty blood.

Spastic, no creep but every time I see you post I want to carry you around in my pocket, you're *that* adorable!

...Haha, really? In what way?

You look so little and seem so happy, like a pixie! Your last pic especially, the one where you're scratching your head or something. Some people just have brighter personalities, and you come off as one of those :) Like if your personality was a color, it'd be yellow or pink or bright green. Lol, hope I don't sound like a moron >.<

Haha, you don't sound like a moron. Although what's funny is that my personality isn't all that bright (not that I'm morose or anything). Someone once, on the last day of a week-long camp (for unschoolers!), said they hadn't talked to me much all week because I looked scary... which made me sad, because she was cool. I'm shy and I guess I give off a "don't talk to me" vibe, whether I mean to or not. I am quite little though -- 5'1" and built small. A friend of mine once said I was "like a cute, miniature version of a real person."

deannamarie12 0

skinnydippin? lol :P

mydesire 5

damn! that's gotta b so uncomfortable. sorry

Sickkid97 5

do u have a penis or vag

Probably because I was12 when I posted that.

perezftw 0

hahaha sorry funny but fyl..

AmandaSchnepf 0

well keep ur legs closed for once.

dpn91494 0

hahaha WIN!