Alicia
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Fun day for all
Today, my friends and I had a long fun day at the river. That was until sundown. I now have mosquito bites in places you don't want to know. FML
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lmachain1 0
pictures or it didn't happen
WolfsGuns 0
all you idiots who say that it was the balls, look at the username, the op is a she, dumbasses
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gutzzzz 0
Yesterday i went to go down on my gf and she said no cuz she had mosquito bites "down there". Today I found out she has West Nile! D: great.... my gf got a mosquito STD O:
bennyboy111 7
I don't think he wants 2 go hard for you
steve_jobs_fml 0
Fake. Mosquitoes can't bite through clothes. and it doesn't sting for more than a few minutes... and you would know if Mosquitoes are biting you.
chillinAK 9
Yes they can, no sting major itch, and u normally don't feel them because their saliva numbs the skin
Shadowflames420 0
want me to apply my special lotion to it ;-)
youthink_fml 0
Not mosquito bites! You're disfigured for life! Can you complain about something less consequential?
SoldieroftheLORD 0
off smells funny because that's how it repells bugs
do_your_job 0
Wow. You had a fun day, and you're bitching because of mosquito bites. Typical California people. Complaining about little things that the rest of the world goes through every day. Oh no, its ONLY 65 degrees out! We're all going to freeze to death! Oh no! I got bit a mosquito. Grow up for Christ's sake.
v42136 0
now you can itch it with no questions asked lol
roflstomp716 19
it could be worse, they could be chigger bites:P
bugmenotmofo 34
were you wearing clothes... or did you moon a mesquito hive. your either a pervurt or a nudist and I hope it's nudist. all the pervurted people in the world are making society go straight down the tubes because of rape, teen pregnancys, or in your case, private parts getting harmed.