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Fun day for all

Today, my friends and I had a long fun day at the river. That was until sundown. I now have mosquito bites in places you don't want to know. FML

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lmachain1 0

pictures or it didn't happen

WolfsGuns 0

all you idiots who say that it was the balls, look at the username, the op is a she, dumbasses

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that blows

nickyyyyx3 0

"long fun day with friends..." you might need to elaborte on that,, the mosquito bites in wrong places gives me sort of a brokeback mountain image goin onnn;;

Quit bitchin', I have a tick about half an inch from my asshole right now.

jooormannn 0

how do yu add uh pikture fr ur fml account =]

rockstatic 0

Are you SERIOUS? Who gives a shit!

KrzYlndiaN95 0

dats wat u get for living in the south

You know they make this wonderful stuff called "DEET" I mean sure it'll give you cancer but look at the alternative festering in the recesses of your unmentionables, isn't it worth it?

Grrrr82 0

fyl? I have bug bites all over my junk cause I work outside as a pool boy. That's 2X the fml 1 for the bites and 2 for being a pool boy. Come back and post when your bf see's the bug bites and dumps you cause he thinks you have a STD

MoJoThundRpants 0

I do not mind if you were to share your genital wounds with these random creepy strangers

PurpleKuSh_fml 0

eew you got bites on yo muthafuckin pussy you ain't gonna get any till they clear up i'm guessing