Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
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Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML
Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML
Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Today, I'm on a class trip to Washington DC. Last night, my roommate took a shower, and I decided that I would take one in the morning. This morning, I found out after I got out of the shower that my roommate used one towel for drying himself, and the other for a mat. He didn't hang either of them up. FML
Today, I used the public restroom at a park. After washing my hands, I went to dry them, only to realize there were no paper towels. I thought the air dryer would work, but it broke halfway through, leaving me standing there, awkwardly fanning my hands with my arms spread wide. A group of teenagers walked in and started laughing at me. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML
Today, I wrapped a towel around my waist so I could take a dump while using my laptop. I sat on the toilet seat and let a big load go. Turns out I forgot to unwrap the towel. FML
Today, I grabbed a fresh hand towel from the drawer in the bathroom. I wiped my hands and noticed they smelled like shit. My 6-year-old had wiped poo from his finger onto the dark grey towels. I guess he sometimes helps the poo out. Good to know. FML
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Top comments
leogachi 15
Who the hell would use someone's clean towel for that?
Pleonasm 36
I know, right? What an asswipe.
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Comments (65)
sturschaedel 27
Woah, that's really gross! How hard is it to ask for more toilet paper? Or tissues, napkins, paper towels or similar stuff? And if there was nothing else left, she could have used her own underwear, rinse it out and discreetly ask for a plastic bag to transport it home for washing. Just using your hosts towel and leaving it hanging for them to discover is just horrible!
CharlesEmersonW 31
That... is seriously f#@%ing disgusting. Get another friend, this one's a pig . . .
Megatron_Griffin 25
That's so gross...I don't even like someone using my towel to dry themselves off.. She didn't refer to her as her roommate so this could have just been a guest doing this. How disrespectful can you be? Hopefully you had other clean towels and had time to shower again :/ sorry OP..
skye147 20
Guess she wasn't wearing any socks..
britt2daknee 9
That's just messed up!! Ewww
melanielovejeff 15
Wow. That is disgusting. She deserves to be taught a lesson! You need to have a talk with her. Sickening
gobiteme2 34
And the towel didn’t smell before you took a shower.
ProfessorMctitie 20
Go wipe your butt on their pillow
hasooon 24
Ohh, I would freaking punch her in the face. Then apologize, then punch her again.
Niz_DD 14
That is so disgusting