cricketeer
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Freakout time
Today, as my son carried the cage with live food for his pet lizards up the stairs, I heard the sound of 2,500 baby crickets escaping. FML
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Juggalette_623 9
I believe that one of the things that this website teaches us is "Don't let kids carry stuff" FYL
xEmGai 0
Ohh god.. I just pictured that D:
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nevele11 0
Ahhh I know how much that sucks - I have lizards, and when one or two get out I get all uncomfortable haha... I can only imagine 2500. But it's beyond me why you have that many, because to feed one of my lizards it only takes a few dozen, because the crickets won't live much longer than a week or so.
Imawhalerider 0
also good luck sleeping
Paige_Nicole10 0
ew them things stink sooo bad! make sure you check your heaers! one year our school got over run with them and some got stuck in the radiators, and when they got turned on the smell was so nauseating it was unbearable!!
DirtyDiana_fml 0
lolol
natsumosam92 0
You are going to have to slowly get on the crickets' good side and mate with their women
eliz3 0
hahah
sublime93 0
Omg YLIF I wouldn't be able to sit anywhere let alone sleep
Luckster 0
chirp chirp
Geist_fml 0
create an army of tarantulas, lizards, and bats to fend off this army. THIS IS SPARTA!
skiz_fml 0
No, this is NEW JERSEY
WeirdBear 0
You play WOW, don't you?
WeirdBear 0
You play WOW, don't you?
EMR_fml 0
I'm 2 states away and I think I can hear them from here. Sorry man
BLNovelist 0
...um...people, the OP said her son's pet LIZARDS, implying more then one. Even though 2500 still sounds rather high - but who knows, the only way to tell would be by what kind of lizard, how many, how many crickets the thing eats, etc. FYL OP. :/
voodootrucker 0
does godzilla eat crickets
airandfingers 0
He's a dinosaur, not a lizard! Check AronRa's "Terrible Lizard Classification" video on Youtube to see a breakdown.
chuchurocket 4
I like crickets... There cute