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Freakout time

Today, as my son carried the cage with live food for his pet lizards up the stairs, I heard the sound of 2,500 baby crickets escaping. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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I believe that one of the things that this website teaches us is "Don't let kids carry stuff" FYL

Ohh god.. I just pictured that D:

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squishysquishy? :)

Jordyn345 4

You dont need 2500 crickets!!!!!! When we had a lizard we just had maybe 30 and they just reproduced so we wouldnt have to buy/catch more.

That sucks for you AND the crickets!I hope u dont have a dog!?

Atleast it wasnt spiders

O_______________o that sucks

Lol, my beardy would eat 2500 baby crickets in a week, not including the weekend, get smarter kid Things aside from your lardo mom eat

"I be damn" said the parent

It's been almost 5 years. I wonder if OP has managed to get one good night's sleep since.

2500?! how many lizards does he have? or is he keeping the crickets alive somewhere else. that would be a lot of effort for food..

Even one cricket hiding in my house is enough to drive me insane. o_o