Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML
Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and my eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stopped, and I was thrilled because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stopped to order a cheeseburger. FML
Today, my eye started hurting with unbelievable pain. I couldn't see out of it and I asked my father if he would take me to the hospital, since it was hurting so bad. He said he had to wait for the pizza he ordered for delivery. I had to call a cab to go to the emergency room because of pizza. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
Today, I sucked so bad that I faked an injury during a football game to get out of playing. FML
Today, I was at my mom's when I suddenly doubled over in pain. It was so bad that I begging to be taken to the hospital, just when her dog started coughing. She immediately ran to her dog, asked if she was OK, saying that she hates to see anyone she loves in pain. I sat there hunched over in disbelief. FML
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whyevenbother 0
when I broke my collar bone, and was screaming in agony, asking my dad to drive me to hospital, my dad told me "to stop complaining, nothings wrong, and besides, I'm sending an e-mail" this man is supposed to be a fully trained emergency responder. So I feel your pain.
Impromptu_fml 0
Your parents sure do love you.
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Comments (83)
girlslikeboyz 0
It depends on who is playing like if it was the Auburn Alabama game then you MIGHT have to wait for me to take you to the ER. Depends on how hurt you are.....
LadyDraigen 3
You know they were watching Bama win the National Championship...
girlslikeboyz 0
LOL GOOD ONE ! Its just kody Burns plays like crap ! Thats why hes not the quarterback anymore. If Auburns not playing then ill go for Alabama
Twinklestar 0
Why does anyone? At least my comment was relevant to the FML. Yours was just to bitch.
sallybobally 0
this happened to me once, not the parents not responding part, but the waking up in agony. turns out I had a massive cyst/ mass of endometrial scar tissue on an ovary, which was causing extreme ( i mean like, can't sit up in bed) hip and leg pain. i was 21 at the time. its scary when you're young and have no explanation for an extreme pain; mine went on like that for over a month,, with doctors just drugging me so i could walk (with a cane) before anyone figured out the ovary thing and I had my ovary/fallopian tube removed. when the surgeon touched it, it exploded, as it would have inside me had it been left alone. poor op. people don't take young folks' health or pain very seriously.
razz122 5
The FML in this is that the OP's parents care more about football then them not that sge was in pain.
imaniblub 0
your parents treat you like shit. im sorry ):
midgetme234 0
what was wrong?? are you ok?? if yoi werein that much pain then you should have called 911 ever hears if it?? retard
janise 2
I don't think anyone has hears if it
bungholemcgee 11
You have to move to get a phone, he said he wasn't able to move.
minor_threat 0
I'm with OP's parents here. It's not like OP will be going anywhere, they can stfu and wait until the game is over.
actress5698 1
my mom did that when I broke my arm except she wouldn't go because wednesday is a crowded day at the er so she waited till sunday
happygirl99 0
twinklestar, you are a *******. pleaseeee SHUTUP!
Twinklestar 0
Make me. Or you know... don't read my comments? Unless you can point out something that's actually incorrect about my comments, don't have a cry about them. There's a YDI button for a reason and even then I only said YPDI.
xrod_fml 0
your parents are fagits .... if this is even real