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Fight Club

Today, I got into a fight with my brother that somehow ended with him breaking my toe with a Fisher-Price airplane. FML

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I guess that's why those toys are for children 5 and up.

I guess that flight spun out of control!

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Future bomber pilot.

I think we need some more information about what went down haha

at least you didn't choke on the small parts

And that ladies and gentlemen is why you pay a little more on that brand. They are still durable toys and can also be turned into a damaging weapon!!!!

How the hell did you manage to do that

Toes are actually very easy to break. A guy once told me he broke all of his sister's toes when they were kids! I was shocked and said I didn't believe he'd do something so awful, but then he called up his sister and she told me it was true. If that didn't cross the line of sibling rivalry and sibling abuse, I don't know what would.

Don't think that fight or flight would apply here

I think you two just need some air

what are you two? five?!

Never mess with fisher price