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Fight Club

Today, I got into a fight with my brother that somehow ended with him breaking my toe with a Fisher-Price airplane. FML

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I guess that's why those toys are for children 5 and up.

I guess that flight spun out of control!

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Now that's pure skill!

That's the Price you pay when you go Fishing for an argument.

the plane crashed xP

Some toys are still built to last!

Sibling love:))

astralvagan 20

that escalated quickly

I'm imagining two 40-something losers living in their mom's basement and would be virgins if not for the ****** purchased for them by their mom who is sick and tired of cleaning the walls after these man-children spooge on them. How close am I to the truth?

God that would suck especially when I'm carrying twins!

Seine_liebe93 7

Atleast it wasn't a lego. Haha

what your brother did is plane wrong!