CurseYouSonyaLee
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Midlothian, United States
Fight Club
Today, I got into a fight with my brother that somehow ended with him breaking my toe with a Fisher-Price airplane. FML
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Welshite 39
I guess that's why those toys are for children 5 and up.
airforce987 20
I guess that flight spun out of control!
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Welshite 39
I guess that's why those toys are for children 5 and up.
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I don't know.. Kid's toys can be hella dangerous for strange reasons. My cousin picked up a foam ax at a Michael's store once and whacked me with it. Some time later, i noticed my face was gashed and bleeding.
MidnaLink 33
With a foam Ax? What the hell? How strong is your cousin?
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After some inquiries, I discovered there was a metal pin used to secure the tag to the toy. THAT was my culprit. And yes my cousin does have quite an arm.
184886837272837 32
I remember my little brother trying to "skate board" down the stars on the plastic trailer of a toy semi truck. Sometimes kids, young and old, misuse toys. Although a broken toe sounds worse than the many bruises my little bro suffered.
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All in all, I think it matters more on the mental age of the child than the physical age.
gingaa96 18
"BURN!!!"- Michael Kelso
Grootensliven 10
How old are you that you're using kids toys?
GemmaAnne 10
Hey ass he probably has a baby brother or sister!
Ambrily 27
Wow... Chill out, my friend...
MaryJaneUSA 4
Yes he probably has a baby brother/sister. No need to be rude though #20.
riddenhopes 13
Maybe they have a kid
airforce987 20
I guess that flight spun out of control!
cyttex 13
But the question is how big is the plane? as a child I had a fisher price plane I could sit in so I'm imagining op's brother hurling this 2 meter long plane at him.
jococo7787 3
Its probably a little tykes one. Yo know, those short fat figurines. So I'm guessing it would be about 6 to 10 inches. Don't ask me how i know so much about toys
Oyusboi 2
We're goin right in-to the danger zone!
metallica_wins 20
What a childish thing for him to do.
jesustitts 20
Well since it's a fisher price toy it's safe to say the brother might be young enough for a fisher price toy. So childish makes sense.
metallica_wins 20
Yes, that was the joke.
amulya 14
What were you fighting about?
euphoricness 28
Did you ask your mommy to kiss the booboo?
PattonGilette2 18
has
botanistjessica 24
Fighting is infinitely more exciting
magiczebra 9
Easier said than done. Some people have short tempers and just lash out.
MortenM 17
Agree with #42 - more fun. Talking it out rarely leads to broken toes, which is another negative
trellz17 19
I always knew those things were dangerous!
cyttex 13
Those and the cursed Legos Maim people
NeDaroft 5
Flight Destination Reached.
CasseyWasntHere 10
that actually made me laugh really hard
TLIBZ 4
Well that escala....no? Okay...