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Fight Club

Today, I got into a fight with my brother that somehow ended with him breaking my toe with a Fisher-Price airplane. FML

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I guess that's why those toys are for children 5 and up.

I guess that flight spun out of control!

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shihtzupup98 3

Sorry, that's terrible. Funny but terrible.

Still not as painful as stepping on a Lego. Man up.

I hope the plane is ok

fooltemptress 36

My brother almost broke my nose once by throwing a toy metal car at my face. It wasn't a tiny Hot Wheels one, either.

This is one that really needs a reply. If you're old enough to be on FML, why do you have kids toys?

RedPillSucks 31

His brother might be young enough for the toy. Who is SonyaLee ??

I'm guessing an action figure from The Little People toy line.

Ah, the fight or flight response. Now you're going to need the Hess toe truck.

If that happened to me, I'd probably try to hide that.

How did that work? Get well soon OP...

Everyone remembers the toy car from the jackass movie! R.I.P Ryan Dunn you hairy beast