AliRocks
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Drop it!
Today, I got a ticket for vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML
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Lintutu 0
wow really? you got in trouble for drawing with chalk? That shit washes off with the tiniest drop of water. Damn cops find anything to give you a ticket. **** your life man
Doortje 29
How the **** can you get a ticket for that? It disappears when you throw a bucket of water on it.
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Lintutu 0
wow really? you got in trouble for drawing with chalk? That shit washes off with the tiniest drop of water. Damn cops find anything to give you a ticket. **** your life man
CryMoreFMLs 14
This was the result of a cop trying too hard, like today's griefers.
AriTheAirhead 10
they needed to pay for their donuts somehow... FYL
krazy_glu3 0
Makes me wanna go color on my street now
babygurl329 0
stupid cop!
Doortje 29
How the **** can you get a ticket for that? It disappears when you throw a bucket of water on it.
DDPT2 4
I doubt it was chalk. It was probably her cocaine and when she saw a cop coming she freaked then started smearing it on the ground. Then made up a story about it being a cat.
bariforlife 0
hahaha i couldnt help but crack up 47
Atishuh 0
Both cops and you are a fail.
sillycart 9
I still draw with chalk
DocBastard 38
After you got the ticket, did you go inside for some Ovaltine and Dora the Explorer?
samadams42 0
Hahahahahahaha nice.
TahoeFMler 22
Yeah I was wondering about the "explain to my parents" thing at 20 years old!
cindayy77 0
xD
11jackson11 0
I like Ovaltine...
pickles1994 18
docbastard does it again ! always a good comment to read when it's from him. and hey I used to drink ovaltine don't diss it lol
stewpididiot 11
TahoeFmler, I'm still liken the sand harbor pic....hope you're doin well.
JazzytheMan 3
What type of ugly cat would they give you a citation for?
mkrone 0
It looked sort of like your mother in bed.
amerwin 3
Don't lie. You were playing hop-skotch.
PeteyPablo12308 20
LMFAO
MissBunny25 0
hahaha ! I would have played hopscotch on the cop's face for being a dummy head :(
dabomb691 0
dummyhead? what are you 7 yrs old?
DoesUntoOthers 0
Did you offer to wash it off? Or did you maybe act like a dick when they told you about it? I'd fight it in court at least, and probably grow up a little so my parents didn't worry about if I was studying at 20...
palltaru 0
Well YDI because you were sappost to be studdying and FYL cause you got a frickin ticket for drawing with CHaLK
bugmenotmofo 34
By the look of your spelling, it looks like you should be the one studying.
Kiyoha 0
You got a ticket for that? Wtf. I and all the other girls used to draw on the sidewalk with chalk.
McMan 23
I was going to say FYL because chalk is just that awesome but if you were supposed to be studying, YDI.
RUSH777 0
LOL