AliRocks This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Drop it!

Today, I got a ticket for vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML

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Lintutu 0

16 February 2011, 00:03

wow really? you got in trouble for drawing with chalk? That shit washes off with the tiniest drop of water. Damn cops find anything to give you a ticket. **** your life man

Doortje 29

16 February 2011, 00:04

How the **** can you get a ticket for that? It disappears when you throw a bucket of water on it.

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NomStar711 0

16 February 2011, 08:05

I would have drawn a penis instead...

Taciturnbadger 0

16 February 2011, 08:20

Straight up pathetic. Chalk is for two year olds and artists, neither of which I expect you are.

angel55033 12

16 February 2011, 08:51

if it's side walk chalk it'll wash away so you can't legally be ticketed for that

teedeeGD74 0

16 February 2011, 10:41

Lmao. That's awesome. Definitely something i would do.

teedeeGD74 0

16 February 2011, 10:43

Ps, you should have then wrote "**** the police"

RaiSunshine0213 1

16 February 2011, 20:31

lmfaooo!!!! XDDD

gowatertribe 5

16 February 2011, 23:50

Aww. . .I feel for you. I too, am 20, and I wanted to draw with chalk all last summer, and my boyfriend wouldn't. I ended up drawing with his two year old niece.