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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
France
Dracula sucks
Today, I lost out on a job opportunity because the interviewer said my "fake fangs are unprofessional and frankly disturbing." The "fangs" are my real canines, and they have always looked this way. FML
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metallica_wins 20
You should have bitten him.
chicken_dip 22
Man that really sucks. They didn't deserve you if they judged so harshly based on the appearance of your teeth.
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Comments (76)
AbtractAngela 17
Tell the interviewer of exactly what you wrote in this fml. That they're your actual teeth.
PhoebeBuffett 13
The best part of this FML is your username
preggoeggo68 10
...Your username is missing a tooth...
yvngfuckup 16
That's kinda cool tho
JohnTheDonJuan 11
Steve Buscemi? Is that you?
Hawk420 9
Yeah, he's jealous.
JoeOfDoom 6
Excellent user name for this FML. :)
a1_z9 10
Your interveiwer sounds pretty dim if they can't tell the difference between someone with pointier than usual canines and someone who thinks they're a vampire. Maybe it's for the best you're not working for them. Also my partner has a fang and it's adorable, not disturbing.
a1_z9 10
Yeah one of them is pointy and the other not, I like to think the other point broke off while he was wrestling tigers or something.
Elfkid21 19
thats discrimination and, more importantly, hella messed up!!
interesting33 37
Tell him!