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Dracula sucks

Today, I lost out on a job opportunity because the interviewer said my "fake fangs are unprofessional and frankly disturbing." The "fangs" are my real canines, and they have always looked this way. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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You should have bitten him.

Man that really sucks. They didn't deserve you if they judged so harshly based on the appearance of your teeth.

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But having fangs sounds fricken awesome!

photo or it didn't happen

just the other day I went to an interview. the woman refused to even interview me because of my blue hair. she asked why would I come to an interview with blue hair. this would be ok, if I didn't just apply yesterday and got scheduled an interview the next morning. that's not enough time to dye your hair back, not to mention I was broke. I waited an hour there. the other people were wearing flip flops and graphic tees. I was wearing khaki pants, a polo shirt and dress shoes. I would have no problem dying my hair back for the job.

Sorry, OP! That's ridiculously unfair, and I hope that you find a job that works for you soon. Hopefully without people as silly as that.

Contact the company and make a complaint about the interviewer. If he can't conduct a professional interview without making judgmental comments then he should not be doing the job.

I too suffer with this problem. Every Halloween I get complimented on how realistic they look. F our lives

Well at least you can chew like a ******* pro.

I have a similar issue. Got called "vampire teeth" once. Were you bullied too the past, OP?

Did you tell him they were your real teeth?

I have sharp canines too. People are usually amused by mine though. Sorry he was such an asshole. You should've bit him.