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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
France
Dracula sucks
Today, I lost out on a job opportunity because the interviewer said my "fake fangs are unprofessional and frankly disturbing." The "fangs" are my real canines, and they have always looked this way. FML
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metallica_wins 20
You should have bitten him.
chicken_dip 22
Man that really sucks. They didn't deserve you if they judged so harshly based on the appearance of your teeth.
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jk_waks23 19
Time to visit a dentist I guess!
GhostFox 34
Except that would end in grinding away layers of OP's teeth, which would lead to stripping enamel from the surface and potentially killing the tooth. Do that, over some jumped up clerk? Sod that, I say.
thecrazymancan 17
Who will promptly tell OP that they don't do risky surgery on teeth over other people's stupidity.
jk_waks23 19
I am learning to become a dentist! Thanks for telling me what I already know!
magicviper1 15
#63: sure didn't sound like you knew what you were talking about in your original comment...
jk_waks23 19
#65I commented to visit a dentist for cosmetic work! I myself wouldn't want my canines to be that big!
CommentKing207 23
Damn, people should stop judging people on looks. Seriously, you lost a job opportunity because of your teeth? That's must be a sad company to judge people because of their teeth...
mcues84 10
Was the interview during the daytime?
muarif 19
Just make him one of your own... ;)
apink823 6
That's fangtastic
MonaLisaIdk 21
That sucks, sorry OP. They shouldn't judge a book by its cover.
WOTAN1488 24
Bite him.
Big_Bear99 19
Sorry op. They are missing out. Or they sell a lot of garlic and want to save themselves the workers comp claim.
Arcanel 18
Should have reported them brother that's some bullshit. Thats equal to them denying you because of ethnicity or something. Maybe I'm over reacting a little bit but still completely unacceptable !
leogachi 15
@21 It not equal to racism. I think you're overreacting. It's possible that the interviewer didn't know that canines could be that long naturally.
cailey1234567890 24
Man that bites.