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Dracula sucks

Today, I lost out on a job opportunity because the interviewer said my "fake fangs are unprofessional and frankly disturbing." The "fangs" are my real canines, and they have always looked this way. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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You should have bitten him.

Man that really sucks. They didn't deserve you if they judged so harshly based on the appearance of your teeth.

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You should have bitten him.

That's discrimination

Man that really sucks. They didn't deserve you if they judged so harshly based on the appearance of your teeth.

Abe_er_um 12

Is that supposed to be a vampire pun??

You should have responded "Bite me."

Goth girls must love you.

Man, that "bites"

Take a lap

Capitan 15

Yea I have the same problem. And I've learned it isn't a problem, I have accepted them and really like them!

Hey, at least you looked SHARP right? x)

Not according to the interviewer. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

bah dum tiss

Did you tell them Fangks anyway?

Did you tell him that they are your real teeth?