I'm with #28, before you get your panties in a wad and ruin something that wasn't broken, think about it. She could very well just feel like a mooch, women like to be independent and not always relying on their man to take care of them.

I would drop all her belongings out while she's aways and change the keys to your home. Then she can see how pathetic it is to life on the street in the current economical situation. Seriously. Oh, and YDI for spying on her.

well her bitch situation will leave her with even less options if you dump her ass.

instead of dumping her, just use her as a **** buddy for now. no emotions involved. when you find a real gf, then dump her ass.

Seriously, comment on that shit. "Well, now you've got one less option, bitch!"

I'm tired today. Someone elaborate, because I don't get it. Leave HER with many options? So, she tweets in third person? Someone help me out here.

One of those options is leaving a twitter for your boyfriend to find? She's using you AND is an idiot. Give me a D. Give me a U. Give me a M. Give me a P. What does that spell (hint just read it downwards)

not enough information about the situation in this FML for me - are there children? does he get something out of her presence? does she earn her keep other ways ( maid, cook, masseuse...)? Damn.

kick her out

Say "bye-bye"! She's using you and it's time to let her go!