Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
Today, during a brutal two and half hour dental procedure, the dentist kept saying my gums were inflamed, and bleeding a lot. The clichéd "You need to floss more!" tirade. After she was done, my gums were purple, bruised, and had a visible cut on them. But sure, the bleeding was from me not flossing enough. FML
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Top comments
Uconnrunner 0
You should probably sue that bitch
babble 0
I hate being "worked on" (dentist, physical therapist, etc.) by people who are incompetent or not careful.
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Comments (165)
gesseniasxangel 0
How is this a YDI at all? People are stupid. Lol.
piderman13 0
issa bout time for a cuntpunt!
Get_Naykid 0
ROFFLE @ #35
ridiculosity 0
Oh dear, you can't sue her or something?? Fake nails... >=[
Goldfinch86 0
I had a super large woman cutting my brackets one time and she could not fit her fingers in my mought. She ended up cutting my lip really bad one time she said "oops" and moved on even though I started to cry it hurt so bad.
ladyitalkalot 0
awww! im sorry that sucks
stryden 0
you can sue the company for that, specially since she's adding things that makes clean hygene more difficult for someone who's profession is to deal with other's teeth/braces. plus as how it injured you, she's demonstrated negligence for her patient's safety. e.g. your gums
clipse 0
No it's not ridiculous, you can get some money out of this. Sue for malpractice.
littlefrog_fml 0
why are people saying you deserved it? How could you have deserved that
beezly23 0
SUE HERRR!!!! shes not even supposed to have them. what an idiot lady.