Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
Today, during a brutal two and half hour dental procedure, the dentist kept saying my gums were inflamed, and bleeding a lot. The clichéd "You need to floss more!" tirade. After she was done, my gums were purple, bruised, and had a visible cut on them. But sure, the bleeding was from me not flossing enough. FML
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Uconnrunner 0
You should probably sue that bitch
babble 0
I hate being "worked on" (dentist, physical therapist, etc.) by people who are incompetent or not careful.
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truslide 0
she's not an orthodontist. thats what happens when you go to a trade school. Go to real college people!
Hgm09 0
If someone has a job that requires them to be anywhere near an opening in somebody's body, they should NOT have fake nails. It's unhygenic as well as unsafe, as the OP can tell you. Not to mention, I can't imagine it would be comfortable under her gloves.
Scootles7 0
Its probably against policy for her to have fake nails anyway, since bacteria grows under them VERY easily.
pikachu_01 0
Ouch!!! **** her!
log1k 3
sue for malpractice..
yesbutnotyou 0
sue them!!!
gossipgirllover 0
haha, awww i feel bad for you having gone through the whole braces thing myself, not some of my best experiences! Although this is hilarious...could probably be in a film. Just don't go back there!
nafiul93 0
i swear i would beat the shit outta her right there and then. *snap* "oops" BOOOOM go def jam on that asshole
dimond_2010 0
DAMN. I'd have to take some kind of legal action on that one. At least talk to her boss. **** that.
meepmeep_fml 0
you need to document the damage immediately, this woman shouldn't be practicing any sort of dental work