Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Langley, Canada
Didn't see ya there!
Today, I managed to punch a customer's child as he walked around the corner just as I was enthusiastically pointing his mother in the direction of what she was looking for. FML
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Zaros_fml 24
I bet he'll be more careful around corners from now on
JesusOfNazareth 16
It was an accident. You don't deserve it.
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Zaros_fml 24
I bet he'll be more careful around corners from now on
Ki11erC 18
Yep, do it spy style, creep against the wall, gun drawn and shoot the first thing that moves.
QueenofWheels 13
I have a feeling he is scared now
JesusOfNazareth 16
It was an accident. You don't deserve it.
martialart1st18 19
Agreed. You were just being a helpful employee.
pwnman 33
#2 and #18, you sound like agents, lol.
Kamon97 23
Tbh this was kinda funny
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Suuuure OP was pointing in a direction. ;-) You pulled a smooth one OP. You got to punch the customers kid and made it look like an accident. You manage to do something a lot of employees wish for.
NeatNit 33
am I the only one wondering how OP could possibly get her fist to a child's stomach height by pointing?
PrimeEvilTahir 24
#45 - If you start putting in your own words then obviously it won't make sense. :-) OP never mentioned punching the kid in the stomach.
MattM95 16
Wow that sucks OP, I bet you feel horrible. You didn't do it on purpose so don't feel too bad. I'm sure the kid is okay. But you should definitely be more careful.
Danny_Boy12 13
He lives in Canada the kid probably said sorry
joeyl2008 29
sometimes kids deserve to be hit
ihaveasushicat 24
I don't think this is one of those times. And they definitely don't deserve a punch.
brand125 17
shut the **** up 4, this kid did nothing
TheRealLeon 2
Aw that sucks F the kids life, but F your life too. Guess he needs to be more careful around corners.
thatsLEGENDARY 15
Pointing things out is a dangerous occupation (sarcasm)
MrConcise 35
Sarcasm doesn't fit, because what you said is true. Usually pointing things out gets *you* punched. Try telling a soccer mom that her kid dribbled out of bounds.
184886837272837 32
If you have put (sarcasm) in brackets like that, then it's not funny enough to be worth commenting.
OysterPearls 33
"Sharkeisha Gets a Job" episode one.
UmmOkThen 31
Well at least you weren't fired, or brought up on assault charges.
Respect101 17
That we know of. Follow up, did the mother understand it was an accident? Or is she one of the ones that flips out and filed charges or compliant. I'm interested to know.
diamondshock 7
Hey um your kinda pretty. I think you should consider giving me a date. now I don't want a reply of "um OK then" ( insert studley wink here)
sharpshooterben 13
Next on Deadliest Places, the average store and the employees who put your life at risk!
SirEnigM0nk 22
"When Retailers Attack". Tonight on Fox.
CandyPewPewPew 29
No good deed goes unpunished.
Chibi_Kitten 24
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.