Kids, Relatable, Awkward, Clumsy and Work: Didn't see ya there! - FML

Didn't see ya there!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Langley

Today, I managed to punch a customer's child as he walked around the corner just as I was enthusiastically pointing his mother in the direction of what she was looking for. FML

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Zaros_fml 24

Wednesday 23 July 2014 16:52

I bet he'll be more careful around corners from now on

JesusOfNazareth 16

Wednesday 23 July 2014 16:52

It was an accident. You don't deserve it.

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1usernamehere 5

Wednesday 23 July 2014 23:44

I wish there was a he deserved it button

Goldilocks1 8

Thursday 24 July 2014 0:32

Amen

ooft 8

Thursday 24 July 2014 0:12

Or did you just time it perfectly to make it look like an accident

domolovesyoshi 33

Thursday 24 July 2014 5:07

done that before.

sandra20_fml 4

Thursday 24 July 2014 5:16

I managed to hit a kid on the head with the door by accident. He looked confused. His mom on the other hand looked mad. I felt bad for the whole day.

fmlrulesBolt 14

Thursday 24 July 2014 5:16

Are you being sued?

Thorzix 23

Thursday 24 July 2014 6:02

OP is from Canada, not the U.S. :P

Axel5238 29

Thursday 24 July 2014 11:24

How hard were you enthusiastically pointing that you managed to punch some one? Maybe be a little be a little more careful with how hard and how wildly you gesture you fool.

101giglz 2

Thursday 24 July 2014 17:00

"And the isle you're looking for is right over-" *thud* "-there, and your son is hugging the ground, you might want to get that checked out in isle 5 ma'am"

QueenofWheels 13

Friday 25 July 2014 5:52

Not sure how you point with a fist. Next time just tell them where to go.

lollypop624 11

Friday 25 July 2014 12:04

i do stuff like tht all the time!! did she understand tht it was an accident tho? xx

dansco 24

Saturday 7 March 2015 8:33

Point with your fist eh???

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