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twinArmageddon2 This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff El Cajon, United States

Denial

Today, I told my dad I'm pregnant. His response? "It's only a phase, you'll get over it." FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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XDsmileyDX_fml 24

Most people get over that phase in about 9 months. Good luck to you!

aliciaanomalyyxo 12

Technically he's right...

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skyeyez9 25

I think its your dad's attempt at humor. Congrats on your baby!

sugarbear0727 19

It happens. Some people just aren't excited when their kids get pregnant, they could care less. If you have older siblings with kids, this might be why. After being a grandpa to five other kids, he's not excited about another one.

Well, at least they all care some! (I think the phrase you were looking for was "could NOT care less")

Yes, that's a huge pet peeve of mine. If someone could care less, it means they care. If they COULDN'T care less, it means they have no ***** to spare.

Buried you. Hah.

either he's is shock or wasn't paying attention to what you said. but Congrats on the baby :)

Yeah... A phase that lasts the rest of your life. I don't think Dad was listening to you.

350Rocket 6

I'm assuming from his response that you are rather young. That being said (if it is correct) I cannot help but feel that you deserved it.

Hm, I disagree. I feel if she was young (as in not a responsible adult yet), her father's reaction would be a lot different. As in angry. I guess though that this isn't something we can know for sure unless OP gives us more info :)

ughhseriouslywow 10

Would she have deserved it even if the father was her boyfriend of three years and their birth control failed? Being young and pregnant doesn't always mean you deserve it because you screwed up. You're not even sure she's a young mother, so don't judge her for supposedly being one.

onorexveritas 24

how supportive

Pregnancy technically is a phase.

Your dad has a sense of humor. :)

Yep, you sure will. In about 9 months.

Yeah dad. Just like Beiber or bell bottoms.