twinArmageddon2
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
El Cajon, United States
Denial
Today, I told my dad I'm pregnant. His response? "It's only a phase, you'll get over it." FML
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XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Most people get over that phase in about 9 months. Good luck to you!
aliciaanomalyyxo 12
Technically he's right...
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perdix 31
Say, "Yeah, I know, and when I do, I'm going to hit you up for money and babysitting. Re-learn how to change a diaper, old man!"
galt 13
9 month phase.
s_reel16 16
Thats an interesting answer! At least he wasn't mad.
tenfiftynine 12
OP is probably an adult and married so there wouldn't be a reason to be mad. And even of she wasn't an adult, this wouldn't be the reaction.
chanellgymnast 17
Sounds like he wasn't even listening to you.
SpamPam 18
More like an 18 year phase minimum.
ElatedEarthling 15
I'm sorry, but how the hell is pregnancy an 18 year phase? Being pregnant and taking care of a child are two different acts altogether.
alexphyllis 5
Because the kid will still be there until it hopefully moves out at 18... 18 year phase.
inarsla 8
pregnancy is one phase, then birth, then raising. related, but different. One could also avoid the last through putting up for adoption, or avoid the last two and shorten the first with another method.
thatsdndn1 19
Yeah good parents
zilla52 12
when you have the baby you Will be over it and be a mom good luck
alexphyllis 5
As soon as the "pregnancy phase" is over, hopefully he can get through the grandfather phase himself.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I think you dad mistook "pregnant" for "lesbian"...
Welshite 40
That's actually really insulting, #34.
seriouscat 11
Well 36 I could where 34 didn't mean it in a disrespectful way. It's more of "no shit Sherlock." Kind of moment.
seriouscat 11
Anyways... Congrats?