Allergies, Babysitter and Kids: Demon child

Demon child

By PeanutlyDisabled - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML

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By badsitter - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML

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By justsomesummer - 26/01/2016 18:09 - United States - Beaverton

Today, I got a new babysitting job. Every time the little girl goes to the bathroom, she screams and cries until I wipe her. She's 7 years old. FML

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SPIDERS!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while cleaning out my garage, I found a pregnant spider. I couldn't step on the spider without releasing the baby spiders, so I went inside to get a glass jar to trap it. While trying to relocate the spider, I accidentally stepped on it. I now have a bunch of baby spiders roaming around. FML

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Quick learner

By BubbaCat - 24/04/2023 10:00

Today, I've been babysitting a 4 month-old for two days. This has made a great impression on my cat, because now I can't sit down without him jumping up and licking my face until I pat his butt and rock him like the baby. FML

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Judgemental

By ugly - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

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Self defence

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML

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Creeped out

By NotASpiderMan - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, as I was changing my sheets, I found a huge spider under my pillow. My 10 year-old sister had to get rid of it for me. FML

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You deserved it 6 198

Sticky boi

By emonsteadman - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Denton

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, I told a teenager to, "Walk please." He then threw his soda at me as he ran away. We aren't allowed off stand unless it's an emergency, so I baked in that soda for 30 minutes. FML

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No good deed…

By williebees - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntsville

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

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Devious

By rachel - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Köln

Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML

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martin4770 0

Friday 8 January 2010 15:53

#1 I wouldn't go back

GoddessDigi 12

Friday 8 January 2010 15:56

..And this is the reason my husband may interact with our child, but not actually TEACH her anything. He'd do this, I know he would. FYL, she's too smart.

Comments

hartattack4k 0

Friday 8 January 2010 20:25

what a douche, u shoulda kicked them down the stairs and made them eat like 4 jars of it with no drink

PentiumBawls8 0

Friday 8 January 2010 20:45

Fact = to understand how smart the girl was, she did this accordingly. Yes this means she either did this during the babysitter's dialog with the mom or before she was set to watch the girl.

Newbie21 1

Friday 8 January 2010 21:02

bad ass children of today 

piggy94 0

Friday 8 January 2010 21:09

smart kid

Dante15 3

Friday 8 January 2010 21:22

That kid is very smart I like that.

biancster 0

Friday 8 January 2010 21:24

I love her!

capthavoc123 0

Friday 8 January 2010 21:24

You didn't read the FML, did you?

poopooface 0

Friday 8 January 2010 21:40

You are babysitting the devil.

Americunt 0

Friday 8 January 2010 22:10

Just like my username, except this chick is Fritch Bitch. OP, why are you allgeric to nuts? How are you going to lose that virginity of yours when you're always sick around nuts? Anyways, when this girl turns like 14 or so, tell all the boys she secretly masturbates to lesbian ****.