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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Rochester, United States

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Today, I was telling my friends about a date I had recently that went badly, because the guy turned out to be a moron. I said the last straw was when I used the word "decipher" and was met with a blank stare. I was then met with more blank stares. FML

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You're the smart one of the family.

He went full retard.

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Maybe they had blank stares because they thought that that shouldn't have been a last straw?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

At least now you have the satisfaction of knowing you're the smart one.

Knowing that word hardly makes you smart.

liquidpwnage 15

I have to deal with this level of stupidity as well. Sorry that you're more intelligent than the people you know.

Wow, even I know what it means and my native language is hungarian.

Sounds like some one needs smarter friends.(good thing people have no idea that I had to use Google to find out what that word means). Some people are so dum.

If those spelling errors were intentional...touche. Touche.

CyberGothic 16

Shouldn't that start with D? (J/K)

What a tool. U shoulda "taken a phone call" and gotten outta there.

That is so sad OP. Sorry to hear that.

"Some people are so dum" -#96

yorkie0333 13

Hey 104 you say people are dumb but you spelled dumb wrong whose dumb now?

He was quoting commentor #96.

CyberGothic 16

Seriously, by now you should either be used to being the smartest person in your circle of friends, or begin finding and including more smart folk among your friends.