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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Rochester, United States

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Today, I was telling my friends about a date I had recently that went badly, because the guy turned out to be a moron. I said the last straw was when I used the word "decipher" and was met with a blank stare. I was then met with more blank stares. FML

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You're the smart one of the family.

He went full retard.

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What does that mean?

....dat comma splice doe

I'm 13 and know what decipher means

backfire10z 14

He obviously couldn't decipher what you were saying :) sorry OP

Maybe they were trying to…ummm…determine the meaning of what you were saying…to decode it, or something. I feel like there’s a word for it. Like it’s a cipher, and what they would want to do is almost…un-cipher it. Make it less cipher like. Eh, I’m sure it’ll come to me.