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You should charge $100 per glance for the set. If he touches, he buys the whole thing. If he doesn't pay, the balls get knee'd.
I'm not endorsing random attacks of testicular violence. OP's situation, however, kind of calls of it. I'm not a man basher. I love men. I love testicles. We're friends, but when the owner of said testicles is being a perverted asshole, there is a consequence.
39- You do just stand there if you don't see it coming. You need to chill, Hulk. It's a joke. All she has to do is cite him for sexual harassment if he continues.
Looking at boobs is hardly an excuse to knee someone in the balls..... It actually is very damaging. Just because a guy looks at someones boobs it makes him a "perverted asshole"? Sometimes it's hard not to look you know
Ok ok, I realize that when guys see boobs in a shirt it's like seeing your favorite toy and it triggers your body to respond and so I will cool it with the ******** knee jokes. BUT, no one likes to be stared at. How would you feel if women stared at your crotch all day?? I feel like guys would like this though...
But boobs are more exposed than testicles. If my nuts where just hanging out, I'm sure plenty of people would stare.
maybe he thought it was braille?
If he thought it was Braille, he would have been blind and touching her breasts instead... Your comment makes no sense whatsoever.
Let him stare. It's probably the most excitement he's gotten in a while.
Women (and gays) stare at my 8 pack abs and rock hard butt all day, you don't see me complaining. *starts crying in the corner
Don't you mean 'my fat packs and soft, flabby butt'?
If you wear clothes that are able to show people your abs and butt, they're probably staring because you look so ridiculous.
I was also joking. Calm your rock hard buttocks.
YDI. If he could see your ****, then you clearly had them on display. I'm so sick of girls getting their **** out then complaining when guys look at them.
Euhm, I would say that if he could see her ****, then he clearly isn't blind. You know, **** don't magical disappear, even when dressed appropriately.
I've never seen abs on someone's chest before.
77) real smooth mate.
77-ones chest is from the shoulder to the waist, so yes your chest is pictured.
Another OP who complains about the boob staring, though granted not professional between co-workers, but riddle me this, do you cover them, or do you offer some glimpse to your love jugs?
Let him drool, while you work your way up to the top :)
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Actually a lot of girls get breast reductions because incredibly large breasts can hurt the back.
Maybe he was reading the fine print!