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Cool moves, dude

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Goteborg

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I approached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

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saIty 17

Monday 9 July 2012 16:01

Grabbing your crotch while moonwalking?... Not always the best way to impress a lady.

DontClickOnMe 28

Monday 9 July 2012 16:00

I pressed YDI as soon as I saw "trying to impress." But hopefully she thought it was cute. :)

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randybryant799 20

Tuesday 18 January 2022 17:10

Even with the music it would have looked stupid.

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