Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessed with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and bothered to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of four months obsessing over that shithead. FML
Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML
Today, I'm literally obsessed with one boy. I've been crushing on him for more than a year now and yet he still decided to reject me. I have been rejected like four times by now, so I don't think this is love anymore, it's definitely more like a obsession or something. I've lost so many people just because of him. FML
Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML
Today, I found out that my husband’s friend has been secretly obsessed with me for months, and was even writing poems about me and reciting them to people. I’m scared to find out anything else. It's so creepy. FML
Today, I'm obsessing over finding out anything about my ex. A month ago, I finally deleted his number from my phone, but if I'd known it would just make me start obsessing over him again, then I wouldn't have deleted it. FML
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
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venusvsmars 2
jesus. get off his balls girl.
smashleighfig 0
shes not whining, shes laughing at him over it. Read the name, 'loling'. FYL because the dudes a moron, ha
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Comments (94)
aback 5
He sounds like the nervous sort.
eat_this_buddie 5
forget him. lose his number and keep on going with your day
aardvarkish 17
he shows symptoms of megalomania
lilubird 0
I bet he smells. js
LittleGigiK 0
Welcome to the confusing and annoying side of dating!!!
in_wonderland 1
men are stupid.
rgcainmd 3
You should casually mention on Facebook that you wish he would stop walking by your house several times a day, and see how HE likes people thinking he's a stalker...
escualida 0
this
jayjaysmokerson 0
hahaha yes!!!!
GhoStedar 0
Who cares what he thinks? Did what he thinks break something or actually affect how you live your life?
imdeborah 0
what an asshole. I hate when people pull shit like that. hahaha the people that are trying to look for stupid reasons to blame the OP (guys), shut the **** up. some guys are douches, get over it. :)
astro2 0
explain to him why his retarded and a ego maniac for that following reason (i.e you only called a few times in a month), then tell him that you're removing EVERYTHING that's related to him, from his email addy to FB (if you got one) and phone number off your phone and internet. Tell him if he tries to contact you you'll call the cops. You can't be more blunt then that, the message of "I AM NOT INTERESTED OR OBSESSED BY YOU SO GET LOST" should get through.
escualida 0
I actually think this is a little over the top and might have the opposite effect of making her look like she's trying TOO hard to make it seem she's not obsessed. She should be more subtle than this, or just ignore him until he finds something else to entertain himself with.